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[VOICE] 00ne April 3 2010, 09:30:03 UTC
[RING RING, BITCH]

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Re: PHONECALL; PRIVATE nicotine_patch April 3 2010, 10:05:33 UTC
On it.

[message receieved loud and clear]

[and to let him know he knows Heero knows;]

Fuck you, Yuy. How 'bout you go to the goddamn hospital while I'm takin' a shuttle down?

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Re: PHONECALL; PRIVATE 00ne April 3 2010, 10:06:23 UTC
Hmmmmn.....

[Considers this]

Let's call it a bet, shall we?

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Re: PHONECALL; PRIVATE nicotine_patch April 3 2010, 10:11:19 UTC
[shit]

[shit]

[shiiiiiiiiiit]

-- No way. No way! The chances of dyin' at a hospital are about four hundred thousand times lower than the chances of dyin' while visiting an alien fuckin' planet!

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Re: PHONECALL; PRIVATE 00ne April 3 2010, 10:14:53 UTC
...Do you honestly think it any higher than being on any planet, really? It's just another planet; stick to civilization and you'll be as fine as you would in any normal place.

And actually, I'm willing a hospital can be just as dangerous, if not more, than just being in any given piece of civilization. Don't be irrational.

It's just that I always seem to wake up strapped down to a table with some whitecoat monitoring me when I'm brought to a hospital, is all.

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Re: PHONECALL; PRIVATE nicotine_patch April 3 2010, 10:19:48 UTC
You did not just say don't be irrational to me like I'm some hysterical chick you knocked up in the back of your motherfucking car. And it ain't about height, you stupid squinty-eyed bitch.

The test-subject bullshit is not the norm, freakshow.

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Re: PHONECALL; PRIVATE 00ne April 3 2010, 10:22:48 UTC
Not at all like that, actually. I didn't mean to imply height; I meant a higher risk.

And yet wherever I go, I'm held up and marveled at as a "work of scientific art"... [He sounds like he's quoting.]

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Re: PHONECALL; PRIVATE nicotine_patch April 3 2010, 10:25:50 UTC
WHATEVER, I STILL WIN BECAUSE BEDPANS AREN'T CARNIVOROUS.

THAT'S RETARDED GO JOIN A BOOK CLUB WITH HEINE OR SOMETHING. YOU CAN WEAR OVERLY FORM FITTING-CLOTHING AND BITCH ABOUT YOUR CHAFING.

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Re: PHONECALL; PRIVATE 00ne April 3 2010, 10:27:23 UTC
....What are you even babbling about...

I could live without knowing about Heine's chafing, thanks.

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Re: PHONECALL; PRIVATE nicotine_patch April 3 2010, 10:28:59 UTC
THAT I AIN'T TAKING YOUR STUPID BET, YUY. YOU JUST WANNA GET ME KILLED BY ANGRY NATIVES.

I COULD LIVE WITHOUT SEEING THE OUTLINES OF YOUR BOTH'A YOUR JUNK.

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Re: PHONECALL; PRIVATE 00ne April 3 2010, 10:31:14 UTC
....Do you have it in your mind that every planet is inhabited with ravenous beasts and man-eating monsters at every turn, including the cities? Suddenly, I really wonder about your world.

...............I don't even know what this is supposed to imply. Why are you looking?

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Re: PHONECALL; PRIVATE nicotine_patch April 3 2010, 10:33:07 UTC
It's outside and topside. I don't -- SHUT THE FUCK UP. YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT.

I'M IMPLYING THAT YOU BOTH NEED TO WEAR PANTS FOR MEN, NOT LADIES' SWIMWEAR AND S&M GEAR.

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Re: PHONECALL; PRIVATE 00ne April 3 2010, 10:35:09 UTC
...Obviously, which is why I'm wondering.

You know, for as much of a fuss as you make, it's not like I don't wear them as often as I wear jeans or pants, for chrissakes, Badou. You're nagging like a picky girlfriend. [AND SOMEBODY KNOWS ABOUT FASHION-CONSCIOUS GIRLFRIENDS OKAY]

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Re: PHONECALL; PRIVATE nicotine_patch April 3 2010, 10:36:18 UTC
I AIN'T YOUR FUCKING GIRLFRIEND, YUYYYYYY!!

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Re: PHONECALL; PRIVATE 00ne April 3 2010, 10:37:15 UTC
Thank god for that one, huh.

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Re: PHONECALL; PRIVATE nicotine_patch April 3 2010, 10:38:46 UTC
YOU SHITTY LITTLE TWATSTAIN I'LL FUCKING GUT YOU!!!

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