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[VOICE] 00ne April 3 2010, 09:30:03 UTC
[RING RING, BITCH]

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Re: PHONECALL; PRIVATE 00ne April 3 2010, 10:39:37 UTC
Oh, will you now? I guess you'll have to come and find me for that, now won't you.

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Re: PHONECALL; PRIVATE nicotine_patch April 3 2010, 10:40:12 UTC
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Re: PHONECALL; PRIVATE nicotine_patch April 3 2010, 10:40:19 UTC
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Re: PHONECALL; PRIVATE nicotine_patch April 3 2010, 10:41:48 UTC
We're over you cockwalloping shitmuncher.

Professionally.

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Re: PHONECALL; PRIVATE 00ne April 3 2010, 10:42:47 UTC
[OH LORDY IS HE EVER LOLIN']

[IN FACT HIS LULZ ARE SO THAT HE HAS TO PUT DOWN THE PHONE A MOMENT]

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Re: PHONECALL; PRIVATE 00ne April 3 2010, 10:43:21 UTC
[AHAHAHA]

[HAHA]

[HOO GOODNESS GRACIOUS]

[INSERT WIPING A TEAR FROM EYE HERE]

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Re: PHONECALL; PRIVATE 00ne April 3 2010, 10:44:29 UTC
Yeah, I'm sure we are, Badou.

See you in a day or so, mutt. I still have to kick your ass before I go down to the planet.

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Re: PHONECALL; PRIVATE nicotine_patch April 3 2010, 10:48:22 UTC
KICK MY ASS FOR WHAT?! DON'T BE AN ASSHOLE ABOUT IT. WHY DO I GOTTA DO EVERYTHING. THAT SHITBAG LAZY FUCKER HEINE CAN DO IT.

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Re: PHONECALL; PRIVATE 00ne April 3 2010, 10:50:08 UTC
You know what. It's what I keep you around for, of course.

[...It's said casually enough that it's supposed to imply being a half-joke.]

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Re: PHONECALL; PRIVATE nicotine_patch April 3 2010, 10:52:49 UTC
FUCK YOU, LIKE YOU AIN'T ALREADY DONE THAT? I DON'T AMNESIA THAT SHIT OUT, YOU FESTERING DICKWIPE, I KNOW HOW MANY TIMES YOU BEAT AND SHOT ME ALREADY!

[STEAMROLLERS PAST THE TSUNTSUNDEREDERE]

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Re: PHONECALL; PRIVATE 00ne April 3 2010, 10:56:13 UTC
Oh, do you? Good, I couldn't see how many of those hit.

In any case, I owe you another for causing the trouble in the first place. I'm giving you fair warning, at least; you can't totally complain.

[GOOD, H-HMPH.]

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Re: PHONECALL; PRIVATE nicotine_patch April 3 2010, 11:06:15 UTC
TOO FUCKIN' MANY, YOU PRICK, AND I CAN TOO TOTALLY COMPLAIN, JUST WATCH ME.

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Re: PHONECALL; PRIVATE 00ne April 3 2010, 11:10:40 UTC
Well, it worked.

Yes, I hear you. It's not making me feel any less obligated to give you a good smack.

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Re: PHONECALL; PRIVATE nicotine_patch April 3 2010, 16:58:18 UTC
Yah watch me come runnin'.

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