In the mountains with
miss Whitty the Titty.

complete with:
-hot tub
-out/indoor Television
-double porch decks with a view
of a mountain that quite vividly
resembles an ass crack.
-and of course the ususal
lunacy thats expected
when me and Titt get together.

some alcohol and just a dash of
stupidity and we're good to go folks!
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IM BACK BIATCHES!!

hello livejournal,
long time no update.

ready for more sob stories and one-liner entries!

how bout not.
lets kill the sobing, shall we...

i miss you guys.

<3

im a joke

with no punchline.

ISNTTHATFUNNY.

"sorrow dirps into your heart
through a pin hole.
like a fauset that leaks
and there is comfort in the sound.

and while you debate
half empty or half full.
it slowly rises....
your love is gonna drown."

( different names for the same thing )

people youve been before
that you dont want around anymore
they push and shove and
wont bend to your will,
i'll keep them still.


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"When the spring is cold
Where do robins go?
What makes winters lonely?
Now at last I know..."

MERRYCHRISTMASLOVERS

I bought a bowl.

got really stoned
and named him:

"Humble The Triumphent"

( im feeling )

the glass is half full
but this bottle is empty...

( BEWARE BELOVED )

"and so it is
just like you said it would be..
life goes easy on me...
most
of the time."

( im in love )

"when i find you tonight
i'll put you in my boat
and away we'll ride
away from the city lights
to the place where the water
makes the heavens and the earth colide"

L1F3:
get drunk ( Read more... )