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[nieliqui]

Mommy's back. And threatening to turn people into freaks of horticulture. Yuck. I'm gonna run away to live with Uncle Ulmo the Second.

PS: "Horticulture" is my vocabulary word for today! Yesterday's was "defenestration," but nobody got defenestrated yesterday so I didn't write in my journal.

Comments

[vana_everyoung]

You'll hate it with Uncle Ulmo-- you'll always be wet and your orchid tongue will be soggy and die in your mouth. Go live with Aunt Nienna, she'll teach you to be grateful for a mother who hasn't actually slaughtered you yet THOUGH DADDY KNOWS I'VE TRIED.