HOPELESSLY HOPELESS I HOPE SO FOR YOU

[nightandroses]

I haven't been issuing questions to myself; describing the lack of posts on this poor thing is quite easy

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[tsunamichick89]

quoi? Isn't it, J'ai ans dix-neuf.

[nightandroses]

oh. HAHAHA

thanks. I need you to help me.

[tsunamichick89]

then give me a call and come over sometime and i'll help as much as i can

[nightandroses]

ahh that would be so great. there are some girls in my class I get along with but not many. :-\

[zoochosis]

Damn why would you learn French. Didn't the French like, dominate and sodomize your people with their musky fromage and hairy armpits? Do you speak Korean? If not, fuck Korean, it's a crazy moon language that doesn't make any sense. Learn German, now that's a cool language. It's the least sexy language on the planet but cool nonetheless. The Germans are known for two things 1) driving Panzers over piles of skulls and 2) bizarre sexual fetishes. Need I say more? No, I sure hope not. Also, the verbs and nouns aren't all mixed up like in French which makes it a hell of a lot easier to learn. Or maybe Pennsylvania Dutch. You always wanted to be Amish, right? Well, learn Pennsylvania Dutch and all of your wildest dreams may come true. ALL OF THEM. Even that one with the penguin and it's beek in your vagina. Didn't think I knew about that, eh? Well, I do and it was fucking HOT

[zoochosis]

Except for maybe clubbing baby seals.

[zoochosis]

I order the club sandwich all the time and I'm not even a member. I don't know how I get away with it.
"I like my sandwiches with three pieces of bread."
"So do I."
"Well lets form a club then."
"Okay, but we need some more stipulations."
"Yes, we do."
"Instead of cutting the sandwich once, let's cut it again."
"Yes, four triangles, and we will position them into a circle and in the middle we will dump chips. Or potato salad."
"Okay."
"Let me ask you a question, how do you feel about frilly tooth-picks?"
"I'm for 'em!"
"Well this club is formed."

[nightandroses]

join the tribe, jomama

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[zoochosis]

that's kind of cool.

[nightandroses]

I would steam the crabs. Make a profit off evil crab meat, discount Asian fudfud! It's got terrorism written all over it.

Re: that's kind of cool.

[zoochosis]

The guy my mom bought shrimp from said that the Vietnamese around Boston eat raw crabs. So the guy's Dad decided to eat crab raw also. That's the best story I have now. Oh yeah, the guy lives in Boston. That's the essential part of the story. That and the fact that the crabs were raw. Man, Charles Bronson sure looks like an ape. One time I saw a movie where his name was listed as Bronkowitz, or Bronkenstein. Or maybe it was just Bronstein.

MORE FILTHY JEWERY

[nightandroses]

he does look like an ape. no, more like those little silvery tan monkeys. with the smushed face? yeah. yeeeeah. .. maybe it was someone else and you are terrible mistaken because you THOUGHT that but you're not even in existence right now; everything is a well thought up fake. you think your eyes are seeing with the reflection and variation of 'light' but really, you're just imagining ALL OF THIS. THEYRE COMING FOR ME NOW BUT GET THE OOZE! TGRI IS GOING TO TAKE OV-GAAAAAKKKKKK

[icewater]

Well there's one thing to know about this town
It's five hundred miles underground; and that's alright.

IM THE FEAR ADDICTED A DANGER ILLUSTRATED

[nightandroses]

IM A FIRESTARTER

T-WIS-TED FIRESTARTER

[nightandroses]

Start at the Northwest corner, go down through California
Beeline you might drive three days
And three nights to the tip of Florida
Do you speak the lingo?