Yeah it was official, but now - I've done something with it!
I've successfully performed my first marriage ceremony. Now that I know how easy it is, I'm willing to marry just about anyone now (I can also baptize!). I guess all I would really need is the ability to get out to that [wedding] location (plane tickets or gas fare). It's gotten me so jazzed about my newly acquired abilities (this is probably as
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C'était une question, ou une exclamation?
Swapna l'a désiré à finir. Fait accompli.
(I don't know if you knew there was a 'snafu' in India...)
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which immediately brought to mind this sketch:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFixDSO4_s0
Does this also mean you can make holy water?
(you know, for the zombie wars)
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Does this also mean you can make holy water?
Nah. Since I'm not really holy in any sense of the word, I can't really sanctify anything. However, if I did adopt a belief system - Christianity, for example - I could bless some water to keep the undead at bay. I'd rather have a blessed machine gun or flame thrower though.
I guess technically I could impart my blessing upon any water right now, but I couldn't guarantee it would have any properties... except those normally associated with water.
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That is something I should have revealed before the ceremony, eh? I might find my only marriage ending in divorce before the end of the month! Worst case scenario would simply be that [after a entropic blessing] I'd be tapped for the funeral.
You know, now that I think about it, my religion could be considered to be the laws of thermodynamics. In fact, I'm just gonna say it: I obey the commandments of my all-powerful guiding force... entropy. There are none that can resist my deity, though many have tried. Eventually, all else will fall into ruin.
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