Whereas I've fallen to petty insults because people have their heads up their asses. What shame. I shouldn't try reasoning with people ever again, because apparently my arguments lack logic, and I'm in fact being controlled by a pedophile. WTF.
I've always found arguing on the internets to be in many ways indistinguishable from a freestyle text-based combat RPG. If the other person is a serious player [as opposed to a rabid powergamer] it can be twisty but fun. But if your opponent is a fourteen-year-old-boy, playing an 8-foot-tall Super Sayajin with a magic katana, with way too much time on their hands and no respect for the basic rules of the game, then you lose by default, because there's no umpire to call illegal moves and no handy big stick to hit them over repeatedly the head with while shouting 'WHUT WHUT THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE'.
Creative Writing! I remember that old chestnut. Staring at a blank screen wondering if salvation would come in the form of a pop-up ad. NEVER HAPPENED. I do recall writing some bullshit about a man on a bus that was late to his job and got fired so his wife left him because he smoked too many cigarettes. AND I PASSED! I was watching Harvey Birdman, Danger Mouse and Spaced instead of doing my Scriptwriting assignment this week...it's the shiz.
What is a fit subject...How about...THE PRICE OF SHOE TREES!!!diabolus_animusJune 5 2007, 17:33:01 UTC
Third times a charm. Apparently.
I remembered...At least I think I did. Pffft, and people talk like drugs are the problem. Ha. Drugs. Who has time to "Do" drugs anyways.
Oh yes!! I was writing. I was. I wrote an update in my LJ mhmm hmmm I did I did!! I think I mentioned you in it. Or an alternate persona of yours...Either way. The scripture was faxed.
Is it strange that I miss you? Perhaps in its own way. I mean, we never really sat about discussing Wittgenstein over Backgammon...And what does it mean to miss something? Can you miss it when it fades from fractured memories? Bah, away phantoms.
In any case....Missing...Seeing...Conversing...Debate pointedly over the price of celery. Strike one of those at your leisure.
I must fix it and me. I must. People are important. But they fade and all that is left is confusion. NO. Fade = bad. Please ask Puck, she understands more. I swears!!
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Ah well, at least I get cool Hong Kong skylines and an incisive wit.
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Lol internets.
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Damnit.
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What's not to like!
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Matsushima Nanako 78% (Is it just me, or does she look like steph chau?)
Reiko Aysleworth 76%
Keira Knightley 75% (NOOOOO)
Kristine Hermosa 73%
Jenny Shimizu 72%
Adriana Lima 72%
Victoria Silvstedt 72% (yep, I look SO MUCH like a blonde porn star)
Son Ye-Jin 72%
Ha Ji-Won 72%
Kate Bosworth 71%
Erm, who are all those people??? Not any celebrities I know of.
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I was watching Harvey Birdman, Danger Mouse and Spaced instead of doing my Scriptwriting assignment this week...it's the shiz.
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I remembered...At least I think I did.
Pffft, and people talk like drugs are the problem. Ha. Drugs. Who has time to "Do" drugs anyways.
Oh yes!! I was writing. I was. I wrote an update in my LJ mhmm hmmm I did I did!!
I think I mentioned you in it. Or an alternate persona of yours...Either way. The scripture was faxed.
Is it strange that I miss you? Perhaps in its own way. I mean, we never really sat about discussing Wittgenstein over Backgammon...And what does it mean to miss something? Can you miss it when it fades from fractured memories? Bah, away phantoms.
In any case....Missing...Seeing...Conversing...Debate pointedly over the price of celery.
Strike one of those at your leisure.
I must fix it and me. I must. People are important. But they fade and all that is left is confusion. NO. Fade = bad. Please ask Puck, she understands more. I swears!!
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my last exam is on june 14th. all else before is chaos, and not in the enjoyable, Discordian way.
randomly, asmodeia is not organising Winter Solstice this year and is looking for someone who can. thoughts?
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