HUMM BABY!

This is what I'm hearing:

[Republicans] We put the country in so much deep shit that the Demostupids and Commieobama couldn't fix it in two years... so kick the lying bastards out of office! Put us in so we're in office during the natural recovery and take all the credit!

Anyone want to rebut?

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The Giants win the pennant!
The Giants win the pennant!
The Giants win the pennant!
The Giants win the pennant!

Saturday before midterms and what do I do? I spend most of the morning at the dentist.

Goodnight, moon.

Start wearing purple for me now!

I don't feel like explaining this, esp not in public. I'd be incredibly surprised if the people involved with this situation know about this site, but better safe than.

In short - I feel like John Adams trying to get people to write the Declaration of Independence.

( But, Mr Adams! )

Quote from my current phone conversation:

"Wait. I thought you weren't talking to him anymore; why do you still have his number in your phone?"
"So if he calls, I know not to answer!"
"... that... makes sense. I think."

Score:260 out of 270 points (96.30%)

.. hey? where's my other ten points?!

fuck teeth and fuck whatever created them. on that note, fuck feet, hips, backs, eyes, and ears.

fuck this country's fucked up healthcare.

fuck people who put up with me only as long as they have to, when we're at the same job or in the same class or whatever.

fuck life.

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