Hello, you've reached Prof. Nightwing's journal. Unfortunately, I'm passed out on the bed right now, so if you leave your name, number, journal name, and if you're a girl, your picture, I'll get back to you as soon as possible. BEEP!
ZZZZZZ...snork...stupid, STUPID, ethernet cable, goddamn Best Buy guy said putting on the plugs would be idiot proof and three supposedly intelligent people can't put them on...snork...ZZZZZZZ...