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On lipstick, puffins, pigs, and poop
I hate this point in elections, when things just fall apart and become ridiculous.
American example: McCain camp says 'lipstick on a pig' is trip through the mud.
Yes folks, apparently every reference to "lipstick" is now a reference to VP candidate Sarah Palin. Don't tell the lipstick lesbians.
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Daily redundancy of the day
At the coffee shop:
Clerk: "Do you want a tray for that?"
Customer ahead of me: "Yeah, do you have like, a portable tray?"
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Umm, no thanks Facebook, I don't want you to automatically post my Livejournal entries to my Facebook account! I probably would have asked you if I did, rather than have you just do it and me have to reverse it! Livejournal is anonymous, Facebook isn't. That's kind of the reason I have both? -
Tracing one warm line through a land so wild and savage
Frozen Northwest Passage expected to open up
... The polar ice cap is now so thin that, even though this summer has been somewhat cooler than the previous one, large portions will disappear. "It really almost doesn't matter any more. We know we'll get a big loss of ice this year simply because we have so much thin ice," Dr. Serreze said. ... "It' ( Read more... ) -
"I want that chubby communist girl off my show!"
The RCMP spied on Rita MacNeil in the 70s, according to this article.
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http://www.familyresearchinst.org/FRI_EduPamphlet3.html
OK, gay dudes. Apparently our "average" fellow gay has between 106 and 1105 sex partners per yearYes, that's a ridiculous range for an average. But think about this. To have sex with 106 dudes a year .. ( Read more... ) -
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I just had lunch next to a table of Korean girls arguing over who looked more Chinese. My life has become the set up to an offensive joke. -
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Happy Canada Day!
I plan to celebrate by never, ever spending five days in Saint John with my family again for the rest of my life.
You?
