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Conjugating the first person singular, if you know what I'm sayin'
I have a masturbation problem.
Specifically, I can't bring myself to accept "masturbate" as a transitive verb.
Refresher: A transitive verb takes an object. An intrasitive verb takes no object. (More technically, a transitive verb has two arguments, while an intransitive verb has one.)
intransitive: "I masturbated this morning."
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Spam
I just got spam entitled:
Very personal and discrete with no indication of penis enlargement
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(Untitled)
In the news today, a heretofore entirely unknown member of the Royal Family seems to have been discovered, and engaged:
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Why gays should not be allowed to raise children
Don't get me wrong, I used to be all in favour of alternative families. Until I saw the results of the Family Equality Council Second Annual Family Drawing Contest.
Jesus. I had no idea the negative effects queer parenting can have on kids. Let's take a closer look ( below the cut: ) -
Hint
Alex Haley? -
Famous atheists
Fabulous prize to the first one to find what made me laugh on this list. -
Atheism
means never mistaking the beauty of a thought for its truth. -
Just some people talking
Folks, have you heard of the Langley Schools Music Project? Basically, back in the mid-70s a music teacher who didn't know anything about teaching music recorded his kids singing a bunch of pop songs. The recordings were lost, and discovered in 2000. They were eventually released as an album in 2001, and got a lot of critical attention. It's a ( Read more... ) -
Truly, truly sorry
Here's the latest pretend "scandal" to hit Ottawa: MP's anti-gay remarks spark outrageObviously a headline like that grabs my attention. Then we discover that he made these comments sixteen years ago. While drinking at a party, among friends. And the comments are to the effect that some guys are "homosexual faggots with dirt under their ( Read more... ) -
Breaking news
Item: High school hockey players are douchebags.