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She's gone away, I don't know where?
The first day back at J-high wasn't too bad.
My day is a shit load less of a hassle due to the Internship and my new Economics teacher seems like a swell guy.
However, I can't say I'm not going to miss Mr. Embick's smarmish (It's fucking perfect, OK?!?) face peering over my shoulder every morning-but...Life goes on.
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school
To that wonderful higher power of mine,
I promise I'm going to try and make a conscience effort to miss no less than ten days of school this semester. I'm going to try to savor every last breath of air from my senior year, even though I actually want to blow the school to hell. I'm going to take the tests and come to class instead of using my ( Read more... ) -
Old men suck dick.
Me: *squats down to pee*
Sarah: Nicole, I don't mean to be lesbionic or anything, but you have a really cute body. TEEHEE!
Me: *falls over*
Man, You gotta love my girl. I just wish I had HALF the energy she has by the middle of the night.
I also wish I knew why my body resorted to vomiting at 3:30 am. Musta' been them damn blood worms.
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The all inclusive protein salad.
Thank you everyone, for misinterpreting the meaning of this post.
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It's over Johnny.
It's January 3rd. I think.
And That means that all the drinkin' & druggin', late-night fast food binges, sleeping in, not exercising and donkey shows must come to an end. I told myself it was back to the drawing board as soon as new years was over and I believe I've had my fair share of partying.
It kind of sucks but sometimes I forgot that this ( Read more... ) -
You get what you see, always.
I'm not a big fan of The Real World, but did anyone else happen to see the episode when Colie unsuccessfully attempts to "date" Alex (because she likes him and "loves to make out with him") and she is fucking eating pizza with those ridiculous fucking glasses, making short, almost incoherent references about how her bed is so big and lonely and she ( Read more... ) -
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MAH CAR EZ SO SWEEEETTTTT!!! -
Just don't touch.
Wednesday: I step out my room to the most rotten, rancid ass smelling thing I've ever had the misfortune of introducing my senses to in my life. I walk into the kitchen:
Me: So, did you give up on the chicken and decide to cook human ass?
(You think this is funny. It's not.)
Her: I thought you liked meatloaf?
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Blood money?
I know I've done nothing but bitch about it...
And prate on on about how it causes fights.
But somehow it's ended up in my possession.
And I'm definitely not complaining.
Dear Adela,
I'm going to have so much fun with your car! Hey, who knows, I might accidentally fuck in it!
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My babies!
I forgot to mention that David bought me two little crystal mice from Swarovski.
They are the most thoughtful gift anyone has ever given me.
They are fucking perfect.
^.^;;