So there.

THIS IS MY BIRTHDAY. YOU HAVE TO LOVE ME OR AT LEAST PRETEND YOU DO TODAY. I AM 25 AND THEREFORE RESPECTABLE NOW. DONT CALL ME YOUNGSTER ANYMORE.

DREW BOUGHT ME A PAID ACCOUNT <3333333

NOW OFF TO THE BIG ORGY.

To a special someone ( Read more... )

For fuck's sake, why do I keep receiving Enlarge Your Penis emails ? I know it's junk mail but the more I receive, the more I'm about to think I really need their pills or their surgery or what the fuck ever they're selling. Fabrizio mentioned my 'big french cock' to someone today, so I rely on him to advertise me as a non-enlargement needing guy. ( Read more... )

Weird things happen at the least expected moments. I thought Angelina was kidding or was probably talking out of love - she's such an affectionate woman - but the truth is she was totally right about Kate. She is so sweet you want to protect her all the time. I don't know from what, but she seems so innocent and so caring you might think she's not ( Read more... )

My brother definitely left his brain in our mother's uterus. He can't tell between a Good Girl and a Bad Girl. That's basics. He should know. DONT HATE ON MY GIRLS ( Read more... )

I know you all think I'm sexy as fuck on this cover of Spin. Buy my issue otherwise I pout for the rest of my life. And if Kate Hudson keeps a copy under her pillow, then I'm the happiest man on earth ( Read more... )

Feels weird to be back on tour again. Hate bunk beds. At least am not back on empty flat. Sucks even more since Mel left. Don't ask me why. It just sucks, and hate brother even more. Too tired to figure stuff out. Too messed up to even want to think. Feel totally apathetic, can only read label on beer bottle. Says something in german I don't ( Read more... )

Buy. that. fucking. album.

ps : someone please tell albert his velvet suit is just ugly.

pps : no, a second album doesn't mean i have to get a new haircut.

I just realised my brother was sexier than I was. Screw him. I should get all the ladies. I'm making shows all over the east coast now. He's not. Why why why why why.