Every time I see my baby's icon, I get "Hands Clean" stuck in my head.

Gods. I'm starting to feel guilty for hating my negligent, emotionally absent father. Even Uncle Celeborn seems to trust him, and Dad once made him eat a gerbil. Maybe it was a hampster, I don't remember the story very well. Perhaps a guinea pig. Whatever. It was small and fuzzy and probably unpleasant to eat. Point is, being a bunny rabbit ( Read more... )

First my uncle hooks up with this guy, now this.

Holy shit.

It really is genetic.

Uncle Celeborn and the David Bowie guy are cuter, though.

Hello, children! Confused by the rampant incest in your bloodline? Can't quite figure out if you're banging your cousin or your uncle? No need to call your grandfather and ask embarassing questions! Just follow the orange line!

I present to you:

Nimloth's Handy Guide to Elven Incest
( The guide... )

It was just another day in the Halls of Mandos, when suddenly Namo showed up at my door, looking pissed off. "I suppose you want out, too?" he growled ( Read more... )