Visual aids for my family

[nimlothdoriath]

Hello, children! Confused by the rampant incest in your bloodline? Can't quite figure out if you're banging your cousin or your uncle? No need to call your grandfather and ask embarassing questions! Just follow the orange line!

I present to you:

Nimloth's Handy Guide to Elven Incest

Comments

[ladyelwing]

Wow mom. You must have a lot of spare time.

But it's nice to know that at least I didn't marry anyone I'm related to.

[nimlothdoriath]

Heh heh I had a lot of spare time yesterday, yes. But it didn't really take that long, just some tooling around in Photoshop. I drew a few of the family trees a long time ago, when I was bored. I just used those, looked up a few things online and voila.

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[ladyelwing]

You're special. :] I love you mommy.

[nimlothdoriath]

So are you, precious. I love you, too. :)

[galathil]

Wow. You're such a smartie! You must get it from your mother, or something...

[nimlothdoriath]

She must have been one smart crackwhore.

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[galathil]

She wasn't, actually.... A whore, that is. It was really horribly awfully nasty of me to say so. When she died..

Well.

Never mind.

You turned out okay, right?

Sorry again.

[elrondhalfelven]

Well, when you look at it that way.

Consider this. Feanor shares a father--Finwe--with Finarfin. Finarfin begat Galadriel, Galadriel begat my lovely wife Celebrian, and Bri begat--you guessed it--Feanor's boyfriend Elrohir. Hmm.

[ladyelwing]

Ha ha ha ha he's right!

[lordelladan]

I gave Feanor a new body. So, if you look at it biologically pertaining to the new body, the chart is irrelavent.

.... but nice work, Snuffers. :D

[nimlothdoriath]

Yeah, I said pretty much the same thing to Elrond.

Thanks, Suft. ;D

[samwisegamgee]

Wow.

I still really like elves, though.

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[nimlothdoriath]

Thanks. I guess compared to hobbit breeding, this is nothing.

[celebrianrules]

Well.

........

At least we're still one up on Túrin and Nienor.

[nimlothdoriath]

Hon, compared to those two, you're biological strangers. ;)

[No offense, N.]

[nienor_niniel]

's ok. I understand.

I love my brother!

I'd just like to state here that AS FAR AS I KNOW, Mike and I are NOT RELATED AT ALL.

Thank you.

[turin_turambar]

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