Shit. Shit, shit, shit, shit. I'm sick. Shit. It feels like a baby's dick is up my nose. I can't eat breakfast. I have to call it breafixed. I take old glass bottles to the redycling denter. I been blessed with the blood of a norse god yet once a year I'm cursed with an illness. I'll have to use the remedies of the gods (orange juice and Day-Quil ( ( Read more... )

Everyday there is probably a women in your life giving you trouble or great satisfaction. And usually we scream obscenities towards them or use a term of endearment. I always have a problem and that is...Am I using the right one ( Read more... )

Oh happy day it's christmas time! Fuck Jesus! Never heard of him! Give me stuff! I'm a glutton!! I don't want to drown you in warm wishes and cheesy wool sweaters, gimme some candy ( Read more... )

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Carlos there's not much time to save her!!!!


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Yippie yie yo Ky AY!! I get to be interviewed by my pathetic family. What a fuckin stupid holiday. WHAT A FUCKIN STUPID HOLIDAY. I DON"T WANNA BE HERE. I WANNA GET HIGH, NIGGA!!!! Fuck. When I'm pissed of on this day of days my dad tells me how thankful I should be. So I can't think of anything. If I'm already thankful for shit why the fuck do I ( Read more... )

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let's say we're not dating for a period don't let that fool you. SHE'S MINE. She's unobtainable. Mission: Impossible buddy. Back off

Hate Mail (AIGHT!) I love this thank you thank you.

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