Shakira is the hottest thing to ever sing/dance/move/breath/walk/jump/play tiddly winks/sword fight since the dawn of fuckin time. When she exits a room it smells like sex for an hour. If she walked passed an infant it would suddenly grow hair in funny places and have weird thoughts about girls. If you don't know who she is don't worry. Her career ( Read more... )

Jennifer Lopez is a skank. Hey, Nimrod don't say that shes a talented singer/dancer/actress! NO. A skank through and through. I mean come on. Everyone knows she sucked every Wayans cock to get on in Living Color. Don't believe me ( Read more... )

Everyone has goals. They are usually unrealistic and will never happen because at a young age their parents told them that they could be anything they wanted when they grew up. BULLSHIT. Mine are little more realistic, example ( Read more... )

This guy has had overwhelming public attention for the last year, media coverage, analysis, discussion, and millions of people rallying for one final verdict and who is he? NOBODY. Well, if he's nobody then at least he must have done something horrible! No, he killed a pregnant lady, his wife. That's pretty bad!!!! No....you don't live in New York ( Read more... )

The news.......Hate it. It's full to the brim with a bunch of chuckling old losers who mix their opinions in with what used to fact. On no other show (and I'm calling it a show) do you actually have the plot all laid out for you. All there is left is to add some ~~~**>>RaZzLE DaZzLE<<**~~~ Take for example: Two children in the same month are ( Read more... )

The day after the election everyone was expecting a huge controversy over the election results. Kerry supporters needed this, it would be their only chance. Anyone who was still in hope when ohio was up in the air obviously didn't see Empire Strikes Back. THE BAD GUYS WIN. Fair and square. I saw two chicks the day after with signs on their backs ( Read more... )

This Halloween Carlos had to work at his dead end job at Pathmark. They were being noble citizens and handed out candy. Of course, like all good things in life the well ran dry. When this happened a lady complained and wanted to talk to the manager and she said it was all Carlos' fault. After getting his ass chewed out Carlos' manager told him to ( Read more... )

Every one has that one person that their two pees in a pod with. That one person that always sees eye to eye with them. Through thick and thin. Hell or high water. Top or bottom. That person for me is

CARLOS HERRERA


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