"I have blood vessels in my eyes!"
-Hayden, age 3 1/2 in response to my question about how his pink eye is doing.

I'm always chipper when I'm hung over ( Read more... )

I have a question. As I was driving past the airport today, I got to thinking.
-How do pilots get home?
-Do they leave their cars at the airport?
-Do they get paid per flight?
I don't think I know any pilots, and I've never been on a plane. I'm clueless here.

My paycheck did not drop into my account yet. I'm worried/angry/broke. I have no lunch. I ate scraps from my desk for breakfast. I have just enough gas to coast home ( Read more... )

Pop Tarts- it's like gods vagina.

Things the security cameras have seen me do in my cubicle
-Obsessively brush my hair.
-Re-arrange my desk.
-Adjust my bra.
-Nap.
-Binge snack.
-Play Tetris on my cel.

Less than a week until the new project starts. Then Stress City!!!

Bored. Booored. Waiting for the current project at work to start. In the meantime, I have to look busy even though no one has anything to do. The corporate world is messed up ( Read more... )

Apparently, my Grandfather went to the hospital last night. I woke up this morning to find his dog in our house. Don't know what happened yet, but I'm sure it's not good.
We may or may not have a new dog.

Does anyone else think the "Cox Insider Tip" commercial is funny? I mean, did they not notice the peverse nature of the title?
Heh. Cox. Heh. Insider Tip.

Heh.

Everwood... it's like that show knows me.
Heather! Did a pipe at the new Bed Bath & Beyond really burst? Because that would rule.