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I still sleep with the lights on
Having nightmares. They won't stop until my brother comes back from Vegas. Anyway, Tuesday nights nightmare made me realize that I need to learn how to shoot a gun. I will never know when I would need to. Guns have kick to them, and buttons and levers and such so I would need to know how to use them in an emergency situation ( Read more... ) -
We fell through the ice when we tried not to slip
Survey stolen from Fleeceblankie ( Read more... ) -
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Don't accept my friend request if you're going to be a douche. -
Aaaahhhhh!!!!!
No tap water for Hartford County. I am drinking Coke to supply my body with caffiene. Now my body thinks it's lunchtime.
This is going to SUCK -
This ain't no fantasy, boy
Had a dream last night that I got bit by a Brown Recluse on my left calf. I was trying to catch it so that it wouldn't kill my cats, and the little bugger kept escaping from me, so I ended up trying to kill it. Being agile and having 6 more legs than I, it tricked me and I ended up going to some outside hospital where Dr.Mickhead from Scrubs was ( Read more... ) -
I know, I know it's serious
Pancakes, news paper, Avon catalogue, social networking... too many things to do before I actually do work. -
Capasity
I found of Wolf Spider in my bathroom this morning. I was torn between my love of all things living and my love of not having hospital bills ( Read more... ) -
On a throne of bones and skulls
Had a very odd dream the other night. I was working at Michaels, and Linen's N' Things was across the way so you could see directly into the building. It was already shut down, just the registers and display beds where left behind. All of a sudden, cops flooded the abandoned store and someone told me a dead body was on the display bed. They went ( Read more... ) -
Put it in a pantry with your cupcakes
Footage of the Octomom giving birth is up. Tempted to watch and then promptly gouge my eyes out with a fork. -
Overheard Story
I just heard the best story ever. I went to go get some coffee in one of our hubs, and some ladies were talking about this girl they know who's boyfriend screwed someone over so someone cut his hands, and the girlfriend was telling her father that she's a nurse when actually she's a mudwrestler.
I told them I wanted to work in their department.