"She's only been here for a few days. It's like she's been here for years ( Read more... )

First day today. It just wasn't the same. A lot of corny orientation videos (about 2 1/2 hours worth of which I found, picked out, and rewound on my own since no one popped their head in to check on me.) They were all astounded at how I didn't just sit there and do nothing until they came in. They were also shocked that I can hit a rewind button. ( Read more... )

The DPA won't let us play in our yard.

"I do not want to have you wait 6 days for the background check. I like you. I want to start you as soon as I can ( Read more... )

Somebody shit in the store today.
No, not in the toilet. Not even in the bathroom. In aisle 18B.
On a picture frame.
I didn't have to clean it up, so I think it's hilarious.
Never a dull fucking moment.

My new cel phone doesn't stand upright. I cannot live like this ( Read more... )

Nobody should ever have to see their brothers bloody, cut up clothes in a hospital bag.

The anchor on CNN just said "After the break, we'll debrief him."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
If only I could debrief Anderson Cooper... mmmmmmmmmmmm.
Speaking of naked, I've been sitting here for over an hour in just a towel. It's that fucking hot.

Interesting things are abound, stupid things are afoot, and I'm ahungry.

I always feel bad when I order a diet drink, a snack wrap and a fucking cheeseburger.
Do I really need the cheeseburger? Yes, to offset the healthy crap.

Oh my god, Heather. I'm watching the last episode, and TAWNY IS FUCKING INSANE!!!!

I'm watching "Airline" on A&E and the customer service lady is being bitched out by a couple of stupid customers.
I'm almost glad I don't work at the airport.