...so far. My family's all fine, I'm just waiting like everyone else to make sure there were no out-of-pocket pals on the bridge.

As an homage to Leonard's IMDB board selections, here's one from ThriftyHipster.com, a site devoted to ranking bars in Minneapolis. It's a post about one of my favorite bars, The Local:

Good Selection, pretentious bartenders that mocked me for ordering a fine bourbon then hit on my girlfriend.

HOTT. Sweetie, we need to go.

Hm. Gosh. I wonder if it was out of line for me to tell Congressman Tom Reynolds' aide that my boss has no interest in accepting a leadership award from the NRCC, nor does she want any affiliation with them.

Was that too sassy? Maybe?

So, maybe it makes more sense for me to say something, here?

Okay.

It's true.

We decided to give it another try.

Being apart for a short time made it painfully, painfully clear how important we are to each other, and I know that I for one am truly, madly committed.

Oh Stairmaster, I'm yours for life.

Color me fucking wrong. I thought they'd never refuse an opportunity to make a buck.

Walgreen's corporate policy permits individual pharmacists to refuse to fill birth control prescriptions on moral grounds.

It's going to be quite inconvenient for me and my baby, but:

B-O-Y-C-O-T-T.

If the question is:

DID ANNIE TAKE HER CAST OFF, NECESSITATING A RUSH TRIP TO THE ORTHOPEDIST?

the answer is:

YES.

So what do you do if you're 21 months old and your ace-bandage wrapped splint is bugging you?

You take it off, helLO! And then go to sleep on your unwrapped, broken arm.

I think Leonard should be looking for housing within the confines of a children's hospital, since that's more or less where we'll be living for the next 16 years. (Sorry, honey.)

My boo-ba beet broke her arm last night, fallen under an insufficiently watchful eye. Pictures soon of the tiniest sling on the market.

Straight to your eyes from the billing department where I work:

BILLER 1: I heard Demi Moore's pregnant.
BILLER 2: Oh, but they're denying it. I saw them on...
BILLER 1: Yeah, they're denying it.
BILLER 3: Is it her husband's?

You're welcome. Come again.

MADE A LIST OF THE THINGS THAT I HAVE DONE THAT NONE OF YOU SUCKER-MOTHERS HAVE, YOURSELVES, DONE. YOURSELVES.

Pffffffffthbbbbt.