somethingsomething has gone terribly wrong

2dae mi an kortnee flu sum kytes. kortnee flu tha Ninja Turtle 1 an eye flu tha burd 1. herz went reel hi, butt myne di'n't goe hi at aul. eye theenk it wux b_cuz herz cawst 1 doller an myne wuz moor Xpenziv. myne kneaded moor wynd. it wuz nawt verie wyndie 2dae. yezterdae it wuz reel wyndie. mi an kortnee had a lawt uv phun ( Read more... )

OK, I know a lot of you are thinking Why Chris, why? Well, I'll tell you. My whole life has been filled with this..this..THING. No other way to descrobe it. WHAT'S THAT?!...oh sorry...something just ran past my window. Anyway...yeah...this thing. I can't really describe it to you except...well..you know. So. If you know the whereabouts of it...let ( Read more... )

I AM SO HOT! GOD I AM SO HOT....I LOVE TAKING A SHOWER AND GETTING OUT T O LOOK IN THE MIRROR B/C I LOOK SO FUCKIN' HOT!!! DAMN!!

HOT DOGS

so today was my first day in the new world. i met auntie jennalou and uncle darquan at the harbor. they were happy to see me and little jasper. we got to see the statue of liberty and shit. it was so nice to get away from grumpy demons and all their talk about 'Nam. i was so tired of that. anyway, we're about to go out and site see. i cant wait ( Read more... )

so today i killed this old lady that was on a bike delivering newspapers. she got mad at me. well, it was a nice life. im going to the country

you guys need to kiss and make-up. not really.

check please!

The only hope I had this year has been reduced to nothing more than a memory. The only thing that really kept me going was when i'd wake up and feel that pink hairbow on my wrist. A bracelet of hope. I feel like I just imagined it. After all, nothing is more exciting or more pleasing than what we can imagine. The reality of our dreams is no more ( Read more... )