This man is Joerg Sprave:

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Dear Diary: today John the quarterback asked me to prom, i am so happy I almost accidentally peed my cheerleader uniform!

Kiddin, I just got kicked out of facebook for posting inappropriate images. I'd be lying if I said I am surprised, the truth is that I was looking for it, for the past week I have been testing the waters posting from artful nudes ( Read more... )

So, there was this girl at art school who had absolutely no talent whatsoever. In the four years she was in art school her artwork grew from being childish and eye-hurting to being mediocre and just no good at all. The thing is that what she lacked in talent she made up by being a really good person who was kind to everybody and helped whoever ( Read more... )

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I have been listening to Interpol's new album. I had little faith in them once Paul Banks decided to go solo and then they lost Carlos D. The thing is that (being a bass player myself) I was a rather big fan of Carlos' incessant fretwork  proof  And now listening to the new CD I feel like i'm hanging out with my ex-girlfriend at a party; a bit ( Read more... )

My neighbor's dog keeps pooping outside my house, and of course it is because the owner allows it.
Should I:

A) ignore it and hope he gets tired
B) put the poop in a bag, knock on his door and say "Oh, Hai, I think this is yours, cheers!"
C) Wait with a an airsoft sniper rifle and when he comes around shoot him (neighbor not the dog)
D) Collect a week ( Read more... )

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You seriously don’t understand how hot this video is (to me) I’d rather watch this video than a porn or erotic movie, seriously…those legs, those hips, those lips…I just don’t think I can begin to explain the hottness of this video, and if you understand Spanish, the lyrics just melt in my head oh lord, from the first shot of the video with her ( Read more... )

Good bye songs.

here's one for old times sake. Oh Hello high school days.

This track is excellent. @anna_twee: "so fun! *Rollerskaters - Sleep Tight*"