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my fucking face hurts
I am in so much fucking pain it is getting unbearable and I seriously just burst into tears because of it. It is definitely some kind of gum/dental infection that has spread to my throat and the pain has taken over my jaw and gives me a constant ache up the back of my head and neck. This has been ongoing since Wednesday and I can't even get in ( Read more... ) -
too punny
He made a complete foal of himself. -
been saving up for this one
makes one weak. -
x-citement
Everybody wondered what she saw in him. -
puns and podiatrists
They were arch enemies. -
waning hilarity
They said, "This is the pint of no return." -
two for one
I hadn't planned on making this a daily thing, but a good pun is its own reword.
She had to call in from the hospital and explain the four casts. -
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They're just a pair o' normal people. -
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When you mean to say one thing but instead say a mother.
AHAHAHAHA
