In 1989, the "Noid" campaign was promptly pulled off the air after a man, Kenneth Lamar Noid, who thought the ads were a personal attack on him, held two employees of an Atlanta Domino's restaurant hostage for over five hours. After forcing them to make him a pizza, Noid surrendered to police. Noid was charged with kidnapping, aggravated assault, ( Read more... )

Today I saw a girl with no arms and I realized that I can do anything that I want to do.

I just tried to bro out with this adorable pooch, but I really just initiated a Stand off. We were toe to toe exchanging HARD LOOKS and hilarious, below the belt remarks. I love today.

I was so wrong to ever ever ever doubt Bob Bruno. I am loving everything.

Who wants to help me move this saturday?

Life takes a turn for the better when the Ghost House, enabled, empowers and brings to light Hopes So Bright BRIGHT ( Read more... )

I found in my garage today ( Read more... )

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Sometimes I really hate the telephone, and sometimes I watch the Ice Storm and freak out when Elijah Wood gets electrocuted by those downed power lines and slides down that icey road. (SO FUCKED UP ( Read more... )

I was working at the library with an older retarded woman named Karen. She kept on laughing and asking if I had any of the Spanish books. "You shouldn't have to deal with those" in thick retarded drawl. I shelved childrens books for hours, and I found this book written by famous actor and playwright Harvey Fierstein. It was called "The Sissy ( Read more... )