What the hell...?!

[ninja_summoner]

Can someone please tell me what the heck is going on here?! Not only is everyone acting weird, most of them keep wanting to molest me!

And now this sex-crazed bint who looks like me is trying to make out with everyone, which is just making this even worse!

ARGH!!!

Comments

[pimpinchosen]

Hey there, my voluptuous hunny~! <3333 You're looking particularly bouncy today...!

[ninja_summoner]

...tell me this isn't happening.

[pimpinchosen]

*pinches her bottom* Aww, Sheena, that's harsh. Kiss and make out? *puckers*

[ninja_summoner]

...yeah, all right.

*punches him in the face*

MAKE OUT WITH THAT!

[twin_swords]

Sheena! That's a clone of Zelos! We're all - the real ones are all - at his mansion! Come on!

[ninja_summoner]

Oh, thank Martel, SOME SANITY.

*follows Lloyd*

[pimpinchosen]

*follows Sheena* I'm no clone! I'm 100% pure sexy Chosen! Wanna see for yourself? <333

[twin_swords]

Get away from her!! *Kicks him in the groin*

[omgwoe]

I am NOT sexcrazed. That's Forcystus! :D

I just want to be swept away by my One True Love Interest!... *swoon* Trouble is, I keep finding more and more... maybe I should just have a harem or something. ^_^

[forcy_chan]

She's got a point.

[ninja_summoner]

That's a heck of a lot more sex-crazed than me! NOW LEAVE ME ALONE!