Because clearly, that is about as likely as the tag line that reads: Cat Gives Birth to 37-year-old Man!!!
Or so says my local radio station's ad for weight-loss surgery: "When I was heavy, I never even wanted to leave my couch, never mind walk to the park. But now that I have my Lap-Band, I can play with my kids EVERY DAY!!. "
And Marie Osmond: "
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