YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL OR YOUR FACE WILL FREEZE LIKE THAT.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. I HAVE MY EYE ON YOU.

Bryce and I have spent the last few hours getting wasted, so if I make any mistakes you can blame it on the alcohol. Yay for me because I almost never have any hangovers. The last time I got this wasted, George and some girl he knows (I forget her name, but she was totally awesome) ended up at a convenience store really late. I had loads of M&Ms ( Read more... )

Unbelievable! GRUNK LIVES. I FIXED HIM.

This one time, I was telling Bryce that Canada has banned all these various weapons by name under the classification of "Ninja" weapons. Things like nunchucks and shuriken, and we remarked that it seemed pretty odd to us. It is only now that I recall that you can't even legally say "Ninja" over in England, and tons of ninja references that were ( Read more... )

I opened Grunk up and my lack of tools stopped me from progressing. I tried what I did have access to, and at least he isn't QUITE as noisy as he was. But yeah, I could have sworn I had the proper tools but when I went to go get them, I found that dad moved them. He does things like that ( Read more... )

I am so disappointed with the news of Quake 4. Can you guess why?

I don't think vampires are cool. They're pretty lame ( Read more... )

I have a new PS2, it is TEH TIHN KNID. I mean the thin kind ( Read more... )

Guess what? I bought God of War and Dynasty Tactics 2 (yes, another Dynasty title, and no, I have no intention of buying DW5...at least not until XL comes out), as well as the Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law DVDs ( Read more... )

Bryce da 5 9: but I thought you were spanking it while talking to me ( Read more... )