"Don't let it end this way. Tell them I said something." - Pancho Villa ( Read more... )

Went through some old posts by me, wow.

So much has changed. Some things haven't.

Some people will be embarrassed by their answers. A LOT.

Admit that you are jealous of my sister, plz.

Attempts to introduce new slang to the lexicon.

Quite possibly the greatest thing I've done. Proof of addiction, too.

And the follow-up.More later, if you ( Read more... )

HAY DES!

PIZZA!

Not convinced my mom is crazy yet? Here's an email from dad.

"Had a bit of excitement in Rome last Sunday = we were swarmed by 4 teenaged, female, pickpockets as we were about to board a bus - nothing lost and Mum gave the ringleadre a couple of right hooks!!"

Does YOUR mom hit people? Mine does.

Someone asked me in the course of a conversation I had if I had considered suicide as an option and I laughed at that. I said that everyone else in the world would have to die before I'd kill myself - this goes to show that people need to think a little more clearly about things. Douglas Adams, on the subject of Vogons once said that if they ever ( Read more... )

Niq be here: I want some alcholol
Niq be here: WHOA
Bryce da 5 9: well you have some vodka don't you?
Niq be here: That could quite possibly be the greatest typo ever
Bryce da 5 9: haha, yeah

I quit my job today. I am very pleased with this.

Niq be here: If I see one more apostrophe in a fantasy setting's name I will take four shits and die ( Read more... )

And now, KUNG FU HUSTLE in 60 lines or less:
( HERE WE GO )

My parents leave for a fortnight later this week. They're going on a cruise, they told me where but I forgot because I don't care, haha ( Read more... )