The Octopus Who Couldn't Swim

[nirqbomb]

There was once an octopus that couldn't swim because he was missing one leg. It was alright but it just felt a bit bothersome when he had lost it. He could swim pretty good but he couldn't fly very good. He loved to swim. He had a lot of friends. Some of them lived where he did and some of them didn't live where he lived. That was good because some

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[i_eat_pi]

Haha i was waiting for it to have this twisted turn like the parents ate the little octopus and turned his flesh into santa claus and made him take them to his house on the north pole. But instead i see age 4 eric daam. you were a child pro di jay

[nirqbomb]

Haha thanks! Dude, we should hang out some time soon. My cellular telephone number is (831) 419-4314, and stuff.

[yeabig]

Dude. That. was. amazing. Seriously, I see a pulitzer prize in the future and feel it in my bed.

I heart you!! We should hang out some time soon.

[eh_fuck_it]

but, like, outside of a movie theatre lobby.

[eh_fuck_it]

that only further reminds me of that octopus in pirates. so hot.

[mngurl612]

Hah what a special 4 year old.