Becky VS The Jerk-Face Monster

[nirvachan]

Re-cap for those who aren't caught-up: Last Sunday was my first day working at the LA Opera and the first dress rehearsal for Fidelio. Act I I'm in the Male Dancers' wardrobe room with Lee (big veteran guy) and Act II I'm in the Female Chorus' wardrobe room. Well, all 19 guys in there were nice, warm, and conversational. Also, at least 1/4 are

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[mooremoremore]

DOES STEFBOT NEED TO TRAVEL TO CALIFORNIA TO CUT A DANCER?

you don't treat becky that way. becky is too awesome for that.

[nirvachan]

I TOTE-ALLY agree.

Nice Post-script: he avoided me at work today. Becky VS The Monster Jerk-Face: BECKY WINS!!! Yay Becky!

[blondefeste]

F'ing A to stef's comment!

Also, love the insults, I hope you get a chance to use them all in a gloriouse asshole ripping bar roundabout like in "Roxanne." Might I offer a few more to keep handy?

Universal: (After he asks a question like "you want to hang out?" or "can we talk?") Blink a couple times then burst into laughter and leave to talk with another man.

Imagery: When you unzip your pants your personality pokes out.

Homophobic: You don't have to prove your sexuality to me. I know you're gayer than David Bowie and Freddy Mercury danceing about a maypole.

[nirvachan]

Community: If you really need to see me after work then fine. I have a list of people who want to meet you anyway. So, we'll have a pot luck! You show up, and we'll serve you your ass.

Firm: You think you can have sex with me whether I want to or not. I'm not threatening here, but there are always men out there bigger than you and I know how to find them.

[doktor_jess]

I'm sorry that happened babe, but I'm really proud of you for handling it so well, not to mention with the special Becky brand of humor.

[daisy14710]

I'm glad you're okay, Becky, but jerkface? You used stronger language than that to rant about a certain Mr. Foster in middle school. Also, it's not his face that's the problem...

You do have mace, right? Any girl living in L.A. and going up to men's apartments needs mace, justttt in case.

[nirvachan]

I'm in the process of getting mace, but even if I had mace it would have been in my purse and not on my person. Sorry, I'm just getting grief from one or two people who think that I'm totally naive "for letting this happen" which is bullshit and totally blaming the victum. FYI: the murder rate in Richmond is higher than in LA.

[daisy14710]

I can't say it's not slightly naive, but I don't think you "let this happen" at all. I think you tried to stop it to the best of your ability, and I'm proud of you for standing up for yourself and getting out of there safely--you did the right thing.

I liked Tae Kwon Do classes and I'll bet a self-defense course (once you have enough spare cash) would be fun for you, and give you a little extra security.

[nirvachan]

i recently became the owner of mace and a stun gun

[blondefeste]

"Trucker Hat