I spent most of today getting my car fixed. One of the drive belts broke breaking my water pump. Radiator fluid was going everywhere and my power steering went out. I refilled the radiator and limped it to my favorite mechanic. For a few hundred he managed to get my car working again. At first I thought it was a cracked motor. I had one of those ( Read more... )

I just bought a Tivo. The mid grade one. It took Time Warner about a week and a half to 1. Give me a card to make it work with their stuff. 2. Figure out that their card was broke and get me one that actually worked. Tivo figured it out in about two minutes but the time Warner people wouldn't give me a new card. They wanted their cable guy come out ( Read more... )

So as the headline says, that sexy red headed Russian spy tweeted a marriage offer to our own government whistler blower. So all I have to do to score a hot Russian red head is work for the NSA and tell every one what was widely known since 2001? Or at least 2006 when the tin foil hat community was already talking about the same things Snowden was ( Read more... )

I just got my new computer. So I am back on-line and don't have to go to the library to check my e-mails. Best of all... I am reconnected to on-line porn. lol I also got a new moniter and that thing is amazing. My last moniter was a gaming one and the graphics looked amazing. Sadly words would be blurry when I went on-line as the moniter was meant ( Read more... )

My computer died last week, so when my tax returns come back... it's off to buy a new one. That computer has giving me trouble for the past few months so this is not a complete surprise. Plus it wouldn't play any of the new games so I have been needing a new computer for a while. I am looking around now. Any ideas on hwat I should get ( Read more... )

Today I begin my two weeks vacation. I am not really going any where. I just didn't want to be in the dorms when it is 100 + degrees in our hot unconditioned concrete dorms that stay around 95 degrees until 3 am. Plus I need to catch up on my dvr shows and get ready for the new season of fall tv ( Read more... )

I love April Fools Day pranks... now. As a child I liked this little Mexican gal and told her I was Darth Vader's son and the entire Star Wars movie stuff was real. She wasn't too bright and actually believed me. Later that day some one told her I was having fun with her, due to it being April Fools day. And she walked over and punched me in the ( Read more... )

My brother Matt got a DUI almost three years ago and finally went to court for it. He has had ten DUI's before. His lawyer keeps putting the court dates off for another day over and over until the judge ends up throwing the case out due to time constraints. My brother Matt had five of his ten DUI's thrown out that way. He was trying to do it again ( Read more... )

Happy V-Day! I love Hallmark holidays. Especially when I don't bother to celibrate them. :P For the past two weeks the gangs in our prisons have been making trouble. They are supossed to be doing uprisings all across America today. I have now idea why they are picking today. We have the Pert team on alert an extra staff around just in case of ( Read more... )

I used to have a stalker. No not that gay dude that used to harass me here in LJ land. I mean this gal I used to date that liked to sit in her car for hours on end in front of my house after we broke up. She was turning into a crackhead and I don't date addicts. Any way she moved th Phoniex, cause she heard the drugs were cheaper, back in 1996. A ( Read more... )