Who: Urashima
Where: School Corridor
When: Lunch Break, Tuesday
What: Urashima begins his devious plan

It was the night before Doomsday
and all through the school
No one dared to ransack this locker
Except our favourite godforsaken fool

Ah yes, Urashima, the skittish little imitiation youkai who had proven to be more useful than anyone had foreseen of him ( Read more... )

Well that wasn't so hard. Rando did some chanting and we got all the way into the vault unnoticed.

But...damnit Yomi, why didn't you tell  me he was so sadistic? The vault's been blown up now, completely! And then he just pushed the item into my hands and told me to run.

maybe you don't understand how hard it is to escape with one of the most ( Read more... )

Ugh..
this is beyond disturbing. What kind of low-life being would write such a ...
I'm not even going to repeat what was on it!

Corbin, exactly what have you been teaching these students!? 
I'd rather work at the cafeteria than read that poem again. How could anyone..... student and staff alike.... write something like THIS!

There's no way this could ( Read more... )

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W-What is this?!
I can't believe i ripped open the wrapping to find THIS!!!
The clown must've given it to me. Anyone else wouldve given me something worthwhile, something I'D want.
But this...
Damn you Suzuki. Only YOU would find sticking sequins on things amusing...
I.Hate.You.

Photocopied notices had been displayed around the school for days, so much so that some were slightly faded due to lack of ink.
Each announced the same event, a massive clean up to be taken place on Wednesday the 13th at lunchtime.
Every student would work to picking up rubbish for the duration of the break, as well as scrubbing off illegible ( Read more... )

I did a little researching, and found out students are actually meant to clean the school after school! HAH!
Let me repeat that in case you didn't quite catch it. The students...are meant to clean the hallways and classrooms...after school.
I KID YOU NOT!

And yet here i am working my ass off for no reason. I also found out that some schools in the ( Read more... )

Look guys, i was responsible for the soap dispensers and detergent and stuff...but none of this toilet clogging business! There's no fun in that, if i gain nothing out of it.

In fact, it looks like i'll be losing from it...again. I suggest surveillence in the toilets...well, not in the cubicles themselves, but to watch over the sinks and stuff. Ya ( Read more... )

Haha ( Read more... )

I can't stand this anymore!

When i agreed to a position at this school, i did not expect to get the "start from the bottom and work up" deal.
Today, the upper level washroom was decorated with profanities written in god knows what. I certainly don't wanna know.
And it doesn't come off easy either!

I had to sweep the whole entrance hall too, cos ( Read more... )