Straight Clowns on this shit!

[nixellos]

Very funny you fuckers!! I will figure out who deleted my fucking journal. that is FUCKED up! You know it deleted every single mother fucking entry, so congradufuckinglations I just lost ALL of my fucking material. And just to clear things up with the idiots who can't think for themselves

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[skwerlalhazred]

well i guess i get to do the time honored joke of "popping your comment cherry," (whoever thought of this needs to be raped by rabid penguins)

yeah, that is some bullshit definitely, but i shall try to cheer you up with a joke

the boss was in a quandry, he had to fire someone, and it came down to two employees, becky and jack. so he decided to fire the first on he saw the next day at the water cooler.
becky showed up hungover from a party the night before, so the boss walked up to her and said
"listen, i got a problem, i either have to lay you or jack off."
becky looked at him and said "could you jack off, i feel like shit!"

[eli_]

Damn, that sucks an unfallic cock.

I thought that you had deleted your LJ, but I guess you got fuckered. Did you DJ also fall victim?

[nixellos]

:sniffle: Yes... :tear:

[sarstan]

It's times like this that you just let it all go and realize one thing.

You can start over and people don't have to know how fucked up you are.

It'll be like a surprise attack.