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Sleeping is for fucking newbs...hence I am running on four hours in two nights. Right now I'm going completely on grit and moxie...grit, moxie, and some pills i found in my car.

The FDA has announced that prescribing Ann Coulter is indicated for cases needing immediate and prolonged vomiting.

I was watching the indians game on tv and it was a good game. And then I go online and find out that what i'm watching is a repeat and we've already lost. Fuck that! In protest i'm going to go work for twelve hours!

I found my phone...in the fridge

Also I found cake

Where the hell did I put my phone

I've looked all over and even called it

What am I gonna do without it? It's my only connection with the two other people I know outside my house

Got this off a site I found after my sister had reign over my computer for a few hours ( Read more... )

After spending 5 days in a building sans windows with a catheter in my arm, having to piss in a cup everytime I had to go, not showering or shaving, and having my foot go from itchy to oozy(i'm thinking about lopping it off), I was finally freed at 9 am today. Unfortunately my car wouldn't start because I have a defective starter ( Read more... )

Yay I dropped my phone today and it shattered into two pieces...effectively destroying the screen and earpiece. I am poor now and about to get even poorer...with no shifts in site at work :(

And so begins...THE VACATION(DUM DUM DUM)