Rumor has it I turn 22 tomorrow. I don't believe it though.

So I've disappeared for a while now. Things haven't been going as planned nor have they been going well. I won't bother to elaborate because it's the same old pitiful shit. But I exist. I'm just a recluse, it just seems easier that way.

If you guys think you've seen the best website on the internet, you are dead wrong. Well, that is if that website doesn't happen to be www.50cent.com

Now, go there. Turn on the sound or it just isn't worth it!

Time to partay.

I win I win I win.

TIME TO ROCK

First final down. I won.

Sometimes You're at Safeway and you see a cute girl. You think to yourself, "Hey, maybe if I ask she'll let me touch her butt, under her pants, and over her panties. That's not too much to ask. No, not at all." Then, later, you think to yourself, "Man, I really blew it on that one. She probably would have let me."

Here's the line up in my ultimate "I'm Cool" mix CD full of pseudo country indie rock and otherwise awesome shit ( Read more... )

I'm sick, but I'm happy!

say something to make me happy if just for a minute.

My LJ reads too much like a LJ. How lame. Just disregard everything I've said. Ever. In fact, disregard me as a whole; most everyone else does. There I go again. Sweet LJ.

In other news, The Postal Service is grand.