Gunning for Dr. Phil's job

[nminusone]

One of the special joys/challenges of overhearing phone conversations is that you only get to hear one side. This woman was having a long and sometimes heated discussion about her friend's love life:

You don't love them.
(pause)
No,
(pause)
Girl you do not love them. If you loved them you wouldn't be cheatin' on them both!

Comments

[fourtysix_n_two]

Rock on!

[ashbet]

Hahahahahah!!

-- A <3

[nminusone]

I figured bursting out laughing would've destroyed the air of studious indifference I was trying to project, but I only *just* managed to hold it back. :)

[panthergirl]

You win. You are better than me. I would have had to leave to avoid snickering.

[nminusone]

I only avoided laughing because she'd said a number of other gigglesnorty things (none of which I wrote down, sadly) earlier on, giving me a bit of a warmup for my "Don't laugh, no, really, don't laugh" muscles. But ooooooh I *wanted* to laugh... oh yes I did. LIEK WHOA!