"You say $x like that's a bad thing."
Here are a couple to get you started:
$x = "my stalker left me a birthday card";
$x = "took nacho cheese chips and pureed them";
The latter was prompted by
this review of America's Next Great Restaurant:
Aimee is next, with SoupZ. She proffers spicy vegetable mix signature soup. The panelists are disgusted!
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