The Pope
Circle I Limbo

The New York Yankees
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Scientologists
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Militant Vegans
Circle IV Rolling Weights

General asshats
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

George Bush
Circle VII ( Read more... )

I think I weirded my family out at dinner. Molly being cynical is a creepy, creepy thing. What with talks of being doomed be obese, plans of moving to Canada, and aspirations to be a successful hobo someday, perhaps in the near future ( Read more... )

Bernard
Congratulations! You scored 29 Intelligence, 63 Emotion, 34 Spirit, and 46 Sociallity!

Name: Bernard

World: London 416 A.F. (Year of our Ford)

Position: Wannabe Rebel

You are Bernard. You are a loner, but a social person at heart. What you really want is people to listen to your ideas, and you'll stoop to anything to get that. You have ( Read more... )

Thinking gives me a migraine sometimes, and I really don't like that.
Damnnnnnn it.

I want to hurt something.

... I like to stalk people ... =]