ARRRRRRRRRRG!!!

WHY AM I BACK HERE?!?!! AND IT'S RAINING FISH!!! FISH!!!! I HATE FISH!!!! RAIN CANDY, DAMN IT!!!!!

ELIWOOD IS POSSESSED BY A WHORE!!!

::Blows up a dragon::

ARRRRRGGGGGG!!!!!!! >O

Damn it! That stupid gay mercenary blew up the world so I had to go and take shelter in the Dragon's Gate!!! THERE IS NO CANDY ON THE OTHER SIDE ( Read more... )

WHY ARE ALL THESE USELESS DEAD PEOPLE COMING BACK TO LIFE!!???

HEY, ICKY PEGASUS LADY!! THERE WASN'T ANY CANDY IN BERN!! YOU LIED TO ME!!!! NOW I'M GOING TO BLOW YOU UP!!!!

::Chucks a bomb at Florina's general direction::

I did find a dead wolf, though. I turned it into a sexy new fur coat. See?

Looks like I lost Eliwood's daddy candy.

SUCKS TO BE YOU, ELIWOOD!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I HAVE YOUR DADDY CANDY, ELIWOOD!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Sigh...

I have no candy.

I am a sad, sad, Nergal.

...I think I'm going to ask people to give me candy. And when they can't, I'll BLOW THEM UP! And if they have candy, I'll BLOW THEM UP ANYWAY!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!