1.Invite my baby sis and bro to live with me.
2.Go visit my real mom in Chicago.
3.Find my ex husband a new girlfriend who can beat him up.
4.Have sex with a woman again.
5.Get divorced from my old husband.
6.Get married again to someone who will love me for who i am this time.
7.Eat Godiva and Lindt chocolate until i puke.
8.Drink a gallon of each
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