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[no_not_murder]

Percival! Why is everyone using the network thing to advertize that they want to have sex? Is this your doing? I think it is. It's ALWAYS your doing, Percival.

Sigh. I think I'm just going to lie down on the sofa and watch soap operas. I don't understand why they call them soap operas... There is no bathing and the only one singing is me.

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[gegenwelt]

Borus, if this was my doing, they would not be advertising that they simply "want to have sex"; they would advertise that they want to have sex with Percival Fraulein. (And not with Borus Redrum, which is why I suspect this whole thing's got you worked up in the first place.)

... you are singing, Borus? An opera you said?

Interesting.

[no_not_murder]

I violently dislike you at the moment.

[gegenwelt]

You wound me, Borus. What reason would you have to dislike your dear friend? And violently, no less?

I must admit, of all the times I've ever been disliked, I have never been violently disliked. I imagine it's rather painful.

[no_not_murder]

I was ill, not suffering from jealousy. Keep your fantasies to yourself.