This Arcanum Idol is interesting enough, but I wish the dog would stop barking whenever that cat judge appears.

The weather, I can take. I have been on the march in these conditions a few times in my life ( Read more... )

I kissed Cliff.

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Well, then. Carry on.

Ah, Lady Chris, perhaps we can meet up soon? I have a lot I wish to discuss with you.

Who the bloody hell is procreating so damned loudly!? You will have children no matter the amount of vocal effort you put into it, I'm sure, so by the Runes SHUT THE BLOODY HELL UP.

I would accuse Yunsung of this again but one of the offenders is obviously a woman. Or else the activities are more painful than it sounds ( Read more... )

WHOEVER THOUGHT LEAVING KARAYAN GARMENTS AT MY DOOR WOULD BE HUMOROUS IS GOING TO BE IN A GREAT AMOUNT OF PAIN WHEN I FIND THEM. IT WASN'T FUNNY!!!

The grassies...

Karaya... I... I didn't...

Lady Chris...

DYGU^%#&^#R%%^#@SFGDGH& DAMNIT

Those metal vermin were a pain in the arse. But the girl I fought alongside did rather well, and I was able to vent some frustration, and the dog is alright, so I cannot complain too much. Still, they were annoyingAlmost as annoying as, say, Harmonians. ._. And Yunsung, though he is not as irritating as Harmonians, admittedly. I left a blanket and ( Read more... )

I have, at my neighbor's suggestion, named the dog Homefry. Because if I say it quickly enough it sounds like 'Humfrey', and that is not so bad. I suppose he makes a suitable enough living companion, though he'd never make a good hunting dog. Leo would be aghast, I'm sure ( Read more... )

The jokes about my slaughtering of small dogs are bad enough, but did you really have to go to such extremes? I want to know who's responsible for this immediately! Percival, was it you?!

I don't know who's pet this is, but I want it out of my apartment right now!!

Percival! Why is everyone using the network thing to advertize that they want to have sex? Is this your doing? I think it is. It's ALWAYS your doing, Percival.

Sigh. I think I'm just going to lie down on the sofa and watch soap operas. I don't understand why they call them soap operas... There is no bathing and the only one singing is me.

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WHAT HAPPENED!!?

WHERE IS LADY CHRIS!?????!!

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS THING?!?!?!

NO I DONT CARE TO KNOW HOW TO USE IT YOU IMBECILE JUST TELL ME WHERE LADY CHRIS IS BEING KEPT BEFORE I GUT YOU LIKE A DOG