I'm not amused.

[no_not_murder]

The jokes about my slaughtering of small dogs are bad enough, but did you really have to go to such extremes? I want to know who's responsible for this immediately! Percival, was it you?!

I don't know who's pet this is, but I want it out of my apartment right now!!

Comments

[havvtkorean]

Homefry, you slaughter small dogs? Like chihuahuas? That's like a service to mankind.

[no_not_murder]

Ah, you again. For the LAST. TIME.

I DO NOT KILL DOGS!!! I have no idea what a chihuahuas is, but I probably haven't slaughtered one of those, either.

[havvtkorean]

If you don't do it, then why worry about it so much? You're going to die from a heartattack.

[no_not_murder]

It's an insult to my honor to be accused of killing little animals!