regarding 3: I KNOW! Here in the dorms I'm the only kid who walks into the bathroom with a robe, derobes then walks the three feet to the shower completely naked. And apparently this is weird because this one kid was kind of laughing about how he saw me naked! I was like, uh, it IS a BATHROOM. First of all, we've all got dicks in here kids, you don't really need to worry that much. And who cares what your flaccid penis looks like? You really can't judge by that. I for one am a grower, not a shower, and I don't give a shit. And also, I dry off nude in the bathroom NOT in the shower stall because frankly, it's fairly difficult to DRY OFF when both the stalls next to you have water running and there's about a foot of open space AND the floor is soaking wet. Do these kids just like pile into their clothes all wet?
oh man, i really wish my dorm had had group showers instead of suites, the idea if kind of hot. cheers to you for being a total un-prude about it! i thought it was something to do with young guys, because older guys at the gym don't give a shit, but you've proven me wrong!
Kids love me for some reason and it always makes me so uncomfortable cause I don't want their parents thinking I'm some Chester the Molester, so I'm always really bitchy to them. I like to pretend I'm Dawn Davenport talking to Taffy.
"Oh Taffy!"
CROTCH ROT?????? Dude, I just take my shower when I get home. I can't stand being in the locker room any longer than I have to. AND I HATE WALKING IN AND THERE ARE NAKED DOODZ AND I HAVE TO ACT LIKE I'M LOOKING AT MY WATCH AND NOT THEIR FLACCID COCKS!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
oh shit, that is awesome. kids tend to avoid me, which is totally fine with me and awesome.
if i wait like longer than 5 minutes i'm FUCKED. i LOVE the naked dudes in the locker room, easily the best part of going, and i totally look because everyone looks and you can get away with it. BEST!
sadly, i'm that guy in number 3. well, not really. i always to get home to shower. i've got no problem with letting stuff hang out, except my butt. i don't know. i think the media portrays the male butt much more flattering than it may be. they need to be fuzzier.
going home doesn't count so you're off the hook. wait, is your hang up with your butt its fuzziness? my ass is hairy as hell, own it and work it or something. what would tyra banks do?
haha how do you know that name-dropping tyra banks restores my confidence?! you're so sneaky...
yeah, i don't know why i hate my bottom. for real, though. it's a nice shape, haha. it is just the furriness, which mike says isn't bad in the least. haha sometimes i just feel he has to say that, though.
but you're right, and the "bottom" line to always remember: what would tyra do.
thanks. and when i know other guys have furry butts, that makes me feel a whole lot better, so thanks for sharing.
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I KNOW! Here in the dorms I'm the only kid who walks into the bathroom with a robe, derobes then walks the three feet to the shower completely naked. And apparently this is weird because this one kid was kind of laughing about how he saw me naked! I was like, uh, it IS a BATHROOM. First of all, we've all got dicks in here kids, you don't really need to worry that much. And who cares what your flaccid penis looks like? You really can't judge by that. I for one am a grower, not a shower, and I don't give a shit. And also, I dry off nude in the bathroom NOT in the shower stall because frankly, it's fairly difficult to DRY OFF when both the stalls next to you have water running and there's about a foot of open space AND the floor is soaking wet. Do these kids just like pile into their clothes all wet?
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And I'm so mean to them...I always roll my eyes and am like, "Yeah.", "Mmm...hmm.", "Oh yeah?".
Makes me feel like Don Knotts or, worse yet, COP AND A HALF.
HOWEVER, I don't take showers there---I GO HOME SMELLY! HAHAHAHA
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i don't care about the smell but if i don't shower i will get the dreaded CROTCH ROT and die 1000 terrible deaths, metaphorically, of course.
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"Oh Taffy!"
CROTCH ROT?????? Dude, I just take my shower when I get home. I can't stand being in the locker room any longer than I have to. AND I HATE WALKING IN AND THERE ARE NAKED DOODZ AND I HAVE TO ACT LIKE I'M LOOKING AT MY WATCH AND NOT THEIR FLACCID COCKS!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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if i wait like longer than 5 minutes i'm FUCKED. i LOVE the naked dudes in the locker room, easily the best part of going, and i totally look because everyone looks and you can get away with it. BEST!
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yeah, i don't know why i hate my bottom. for real, though. it's a nice shape, haha. it is just the furriness, which mike says isn't bad in the least. haha sometimes i just feel he has to say that, though.
but you're right, and the "bottom" line to always remember: what would tyra do.
thanks. and when i know other guys have furry butts, that makes me feel a whole lot better, so thanks for sharing.
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oh andy, i miss your antics
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You should just throw the door or curtain open when these boys go in fully clothed.
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