Oh, I've never enjoyed being a woman so much. I'm so happy to be back in my own body, particularly minus the penis.

I think I'll go running this afternoon.

I hate shaving. I've nicked my face 5 different times, because I was too nervous to try a spell, lest anything bad happen.

How do men put up with this?

I need a lay. Really. Apparently men are constantly horny, as though I didn't know that already...

Oh, sweet Merlin. What the SHIT?

Who else has been cursed? What in fuck's name is happening? I do not like this, no, not at all.

Although it's quite interesting to wank. I've always wondered what it's like for guys to wank, and now I get to experience it...

I want to screw a hot girl.

Someone Avada Kedavra me now.

I went to Hogsmeade and got my hair dyed back. I like the nose ring, so I kept it, but the hair is back to normal. I guess going through breakups make people do stupid things. I think I'm over that phase.

I'm in dire need of sex chocolate.

God, where is all the excitement? Things are quite boring as of late.

( Private )

What the FUCK?!

I hate Seamus Finnigan.

Luna Lovegood can shove all of her cookies up her ass.

When in HELL did Lovegood and Finnigan hook up? And why? Lovegood's great and all, but who the hell does Finnigan think he is? It's been three days! Only three!

Ass.

( Private )

Allow me to clarify what I've done at Hogsmeade yesterday morning, after Seamus and I broke up and I was rather upset.

I went to Hogsmeade.

I had my hair done - died pink, for those that haven't had enough of fun staring.

I got my nose pierced.

Will you all stop bloody staring?

Seamus and I are over.

I think for good this time.

I still love him, but it's over.

I think I need a hot bath and a lot of chocolate.