If you watch Jaws backwards it's about a giant shark who throws up so many people that they have to open a beach.

Didn't get home from work until 5 AM, but it's ok, 'cause I made my labor for the period(not that you know what that means) and more importanly, the Guitar Hero II demo dropped today!

First song: SHOUT AT THE DEVIL.
First runthrough: 5 stars, 98%, Expert.

Eat it, bitches.

LET'S FIGHTING LOVE!

Pat Morita.

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I figured I'd drop a note to let everyone know I'm still alive. "Still alive"...It seems that I haven't really lived for awhile, now ( Read more... )

Shitballs.

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, even if we don't speak often, please post a comment with a memory of you and me. It can be anything you want--good or bad. When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people remember about you.

Fade in on our hero, lying in bed with pillows over his head. Loud music emanates from the room beside him, loud enough so that he can sing along with every song and the bass shakes his bed. Cut away to shot of a clock, which reads 7:30 AM.

Brain: Ok. Let's be nice about this. He's been drinking, he's having a fun night. Let's rehearse this. How's ( Read more... )

Mark's stuck at the airport in Detroit.
Nic's being an asshole. Someone tells lies and other poopy things.
Someone saved over my file for Ratchet and Clank: Up Your Arsenal last night, and there's no recovering it like the last two times.
53 hours of wasted gameplay.

I'm pretty sure this is what creates serial killers.