Ha ha fuckers I'm out of here in 22 days. Then you'll never have to think of a lie to avoid hanging out with me EVER AGAIN.

Sianara suckers.

hello world!

I am back and black. I got a puppy. I was also bitten by a werewolf and now am hairer than ever before. If you need me, call 821-300-0004.

Love,
Mike Jones and Swishahouse!

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I love the O.C.. Seth Cohen is a sexy bitch who is quite the sharp wit.

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When did this happen? I did not have cable or regular TV for almost two years and I was totally fine. Now I am TIVOing like a mad woman and am obsessed with a million series. Let me name them for you and you tell me how crazy I am ( Read more... )

I fucking hate everyone.

Thank you,
The Management

I love Huey Lewis, why can't more men be like him? He knew that we wanted a new drug, and how workin for a livin sucked donkey balls. He also had a massive cock that he used to fuck mad groupies. So, in conclusion, I hope upon reading this post, all of you go on head and download at least one Huey song. For fuck's sake his name is HUEY. That ( Read more... )

Where the fuck are you. I seriously have not talked to you in over a week. I miss you and please get in contact with me in some way.
My new blogspot for those who would like to read is
www.misswolff.blogspot.com

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In the year 2006 I resolve to:

Start smuggling contraband in baby diapers.

Get your resolution here

So today I did something I probably shouldn't have. I searched a girl that I am sort of enemies with and read all of her blog entries. It actually made me feel weird. My whole life is weird. I am confused about Ezra and how we actually feel toward each other. I have ex-wife issues that I can't shake. And it sucks to no extent that Greg is gone ( Read more... )