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[no_sissy_stuff]

OKAY, ASSWIPES.

WHO THOUGHT IT'D BE FUNNY TO SARAN WRAP MY CAR? IT WASN'T EVEN MY CAR. I WAS BORROWIN' IT.

FUCK. YOU. ALL.

INO, YOU'RE HELPIN' ME UNWRAP IT AN THEN YOU'RE GONNA CHEER ME UP.

WE'RE GONNA GO ON A DATE.

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[nosleepone]

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just rip it off. big deal.

[no_sissy_stuff]

Obviously, you just don't get it. It can't BE ripped off. If it's in the sun, it fuckin' melts onto the car, an' then it takes an exacto-knife to get it cut off. An' a razor? Fucks the paint big time.

[nosleepone]

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......you're worried about the paint on that?

[no_sissy_stuff]

...It's the PRINCIPLE of the thing, y'know?

[daedal_phantasm]

Such language, Kankurou! Tsk. I'm shocked at this side of you. Shocked.

Whoever did that is an evil genius.

[no_sissy_stuff]

You'd be amazed what this mouth's capable of, teach ♥.

[daedal_phantasm]

Hmm. 'Amazed' might not be quite the right word for it, dear. At any rate, I'll pass on any demonstrations, if that's okay with you.