Impromptu workout in the basement.

Punching bag: 1 Sassy: 0

Um, ow.

So I'm calling in that milkshake. Strawberry.

In case you don't remember, I totally SAVED THE WORLD and you owe me strawberry shakes for the rest of eternity.

The girls on "16 & Pregnant" make me want to strangle things. Um... you have a baby, you douchenozzle, you don't have a life anymore. BLAAAAAAHH.

In other news I picked up lots of toys for my May-Day and for my new!peanut shaped!cuddly!bb!thing.

STRANGLE!

Stupid vampire broke my shoes.

Sigh. Tomorrow is my Daddy's birthday.

I had a weird dream last night that I was pregnant. Like Bee pregnant, aka very and yet still the most adorable thing on the planet, 'cause Bee is ( Read more... )

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Mailed to Tommy & Bee
Crawling

Mailed to Bee
[with a post it note that says 'For Baby']
Noa Lily Gift Basket
Tea Garden Gift Basket
Pave Figaro Bracelet

Mailed to Bee
[with a post it note that says 'Because not everything is about baby']
Jablum Jamaican Coffee
Giuseppe Zanotti Boots
Casadei Heels
Giuseppe Heels

You know what sucks about my "job"? I don't actually get a paycheck. I like paychecks! I don't care if it's my money already. I think my accountant should send me a freaking paycheck. The money is just going to wash anyway, why not!??!

Also, fall semester starts on September 8th. Guess who hasn't done anything about it?

MEEEEEEEEEE